1. Miracle Workers 7-1-0 .875 913.61
2. thehousebergerbuilt 7-1-0 .875 854.21
3. Juicers 7-1-0 .875 785.05
4. Space Cadets 6-2-0 .750 737.07
5. teen girl squad 5-3-0 .625 755.57
6. Zingers 4-4-0 .500 760.21
7. Rust Belt 4-4-0 .500 722.55
8. Buc-ees' Boys 4-4-0 .500 685.12
9. RockHoppers 3-5-0 .375 696.34
10. Sooners 3-5-0 .375 664.31
11. Browns Jr. 2-6-0 .250 637.74
12. Aspire mi toro 2-6-0 .250 622.66
13. ChumpBeaters 1-7-0 .125 692.05
14. Chunder Blunders 1-7-0 .125 633.82
Highest losing score - Dad - 96.39. Beats 8 other teams including all other losers this week.
Luckstick - Uncle Chris with 70.94. Only beats 3 scores but manages to play one of them.
High score - Kate - 119.86
Low score - Rowan - 42.05
Jake is tied (with Uncle C) for the easiest strength of schedule with opponents only putting up an average of 85 points, despite my 147 bomb against him.
Dad's opponents are scoring an average of 96.
Jake is averaging 5.75 TD per week.
The first 4 weeks I got 16.5 points from my kicker.
The last 4 weeks I got 43 points from my kicker.
Tight Ends suck this year - no one is averaging in double digits per week. The top 10 include such draft luminaries as Visanthe Shiancoe and Anthony Fasano. The 10th best Tight End is averaging less than 5 points per game.
Showing posts with label week 8. Show all posts
Showing posts with label week 8. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Kate (teen girl squad-119.86) over Winklers (Sooners-66.07)
Kate lives in Pittsburgh and now roots for big Ben.
But her Giants put him on the ground again and then again.
I don't know how she wins when she plays Pennington,
especially with injuries to stud TE Witten.
Chad Pennington, Witten and Vincent Jackson.
The whole team rhymes with Tomlinson, even Will Blackmon.
The Winklers had the Pittsburgh D but they do nothing good,
and no one makes the endzone, not even its neighborhood.
But her Giants put him on the ground again and then again.
I don't know how she wins when she plays Pennington,
especially with injuries to stud TE Witten.
Chad Pennington, Witten and Vincent Jackson.
The whole team rhymes with Tomlinson, even Will Blackmon.
The Winklers had the Pittsburgh D but they do nothing good,
and no one makes the endzone, not even its neighborhood.
Ben (thehousebergerbuilt-112.19) over Kevin (Buc-ee's Boys-87.88)
Ben manages to win despite three guys that suck.
If you get more than a point from Harrison you're in luck.
Kevin plays both Dolphins backs and that's not too great.
Now he's dropped Williams but it's already too late.
My goodness Ben gets points from Westbrook the Philly Machine.
Santana Moss must have synthetic oil to keep that old engine clean.
Of course no ones knows if Westbrook will really play,
It's only a matter of time before half this team's N/A.
If you get more than a point from Harrison you're in luck.
Kevin plays both Dolphins backs and that's not too great.
Now he's dropped Williams but it's already too late.
My goodness Ben gets points from Westbrook the Philly Machine.
Santana Moss must have synthetic oil to keep that old engine clean.
Of course no ones knows if Westbrook will really play,
It's only a matter of time before half this team's N/A.
Mom (Rockhoppers-106.75) over Mike (Zingers-82.04)
After 5 weeks, Mom stops the fall.
Even fumble Gore manages to hold on to the ball.
Philip Rivers flows again, and Kevin Walter scores.
Meanwhile Mike's Mike Turner gets nothing but snores.
He's only good once every other week,
At least Marshawn Lynch still looks a whole lot like a freak.
Seriously he runs, he zigs and he has great handle,
but in looks the Incredible Hulk doesn't hold a candle.
Mom's rising again, back to the attack.
Mike is falling now and is back to pack.
Even fumble Gore manages to hold on to the ball.
Philip Rivers flows again, and Kevin Walter scores.
Meanwhile Mike's Mike Turner gets nothing but snores.
He's only good once every other week,
At least Marshawn Lynch still looks a whole lot like a freak.
Seriously he runs, he zigs and he has great handle,
but in looks the Incredible Hulk doesn't hold a candle.
Mom's rising again, back to the attack.
Mike is falling now and is back to pack.
Uncle Chris (Space Cadets-70.94) over Jim/Brandon - (Chunder Blunders-49.46)
A sad little matchup, Uncle Chris has no grace.
He plays without Boldin, the TD catching ace.
He does have Steve Slaton, and Delhomme to pass,
But Little L. Little falls flat on his ass.
Jim/Brandon can't matchup anyway without a quarterback,
Don't count Fitzpatrick, who couldn't throw jack.
Only Kevin Faulk could do anything decent,
The rumors of the luckstick are anything but recent.
He plays without Boldin, the TD catching ace.
He does have Steve Slaton, and Delhomme to pass,
But Little L. Little falls flat on his ass.
Jim/Brandon can't matchup anyway without a quarterback,
Don't count Fitzpatrick, who couldn't throw jack.
Only Kevin Faulk could do anything decent,
The rumors of the luckstick are anything but recent.
Jacob (Miracle Workers-105.62) over Rowan (Aspire mi toro-42.05)
Mister #1 who no one can beat.
Even Cedric Benson can't ruin this heat.
With two Johnsons, a Bush, and a man named Rod
Jake picked his team with the lewdness of a Greek god.
Rowan hardly bothered, fielding half a team
but looking at his options they were a little lean.
And to end this poem with something nice and rude,
Rowan aspires too much johnson, and his wins stay at two.
Even Cedric Benson can't ruin this heat.
With two Johnsons, a Bush, and a man named Rod
Jake picked his team with the lewdness of a Greek god.
Rowan hardly bothered, fielding half a team
but looking at his options they were a little lean.
And to end this poem with something nice and rude,
Rowan aspires too much johnson, and his wins stay at two.
Frank X (Juicers-97.94) over Frank R (Chumpbeaters-96.39)
I'm going to break this up into pieces so I don't have to do it all at once.
Matchup of the week is easy to see.
Dad's team is 1-6 but thinks to beat me.
Even if I lost I'd still be third.
Monday night Reggie Wayne laid a big turd.
Leon Washington gave dad some hope.
But Manning missed Wayne and hit Chris... err.. Hope.
Better luck next time Dad if you can make it to the season post.
Without Tom Brady your chump team is toast.
Matchup of the week is easy to see.
Dad's team is 1-6 but thinks to beat me.
Even if I lost I'd still be third.
Monday night Reggie Wayne laid a big turd.
Leon Washington gave dad some hope.
But Manning missed Wayne and hit Chris... err.. Hope.
Better luck next time Dad if you can make it to the season post.
Without Tom Brady your chump team is toast.
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